In my opinion, laughter is the best form of coping with being infertile. Many times I’ve had to make jokes or kid around about things in order to keep a smile on my face. In doing so, I’ve come up with a Top 5 list of my favorite statements that made me giggle… yet might possibly cause fertile people to slowly back away :
5) It took a long time but eventually, I did so many drugs that I finally got pregnant
4) We keep our future children locked in a freezer
3) There were ten people in the room and spa music playing when “child’s name” was conceived
2) My husband/partner could have left for a cup of coffee when “child’s name” was conceived and I wouldn’t have noticed
And for Number One….
::::drum roll please::::
1) Another man impregnated me….and my husband/partner is ok with that
Hopefully you got a chuckle from my list. What other funny statements or remarks have you found yourself saying that fertile people just don’t get? Put them in the comments below so we can all get a few more laughs!